Very interesting!

The girls brought this home from Costco the other day. It's supposed to be Apple Pie Moonshine. Tastes more like cinnamon toast to me. Sadly, after a couple of sips I get a blinding headache and my stomach catches fire. It's got to be chock-a-block full of artificial flavorings and coloring. I'm a human detection device that's also portable.

So none for me, I thank you kindly. I'll stick to my potato juice.